Oct
1
2014

Reblogged from plasmalogical :

Simpsons-Family Guy Crossover Review

craftbeerhallputsch:

Family Guy cast lathered on plenty of racism, misogyny and blind hatred to differentiate themselves from the “oh so tame” Simpsons who have the advantage of being funny at times. 

Every gag is repeated. Meg is hated by everyone. Stupid 80s Hair Metal references. Fight scene that is too long by half. It’s all very predictable. 

Throws in a bit of meta commentary without any regard for subtlety. They didn’t lean on the fourth wall, they put a big ol neon sign over it, put a vaudevillian performer in front of it and erected a souvenir stand next to it. 

Brian, as the voice of creator Seth McFarlane is absolutely golden in this episode, spending the bulk of his plot complaining about how much smarter he is than a dog. Very true to the personality he’s based on, I could definitely see Seth McFarlane elaborating at length why he’s smarter than a dog. 

Oct
1
2014

Reblogged from huntyphilia :

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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Oct
1
2014

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Sep
30
2014

Reblogged from thats-so-trevelyan :

theaceofskulls:

To explain the difference:

  • Window 8 boot times take seconds
  • Windows 7 takes half a minute
  • Windows Vista watches the universe decay before its eyes as it boots, feasting on your suffering as days pass by, as children are born, grow old, and die before it. Every program loads with groaning noises as though they were stone brought to life, reluctant to move knowing that the act of animating such objects is an affront to the natural order, violations of inertia itself. The pure essence of Sloth lingers in the air whenever this operating system is present, as though summoned forth from the collectivity of humanity’s sins to watch over its child. Vista will watch this universe die, due only to the fact that heat death is an infinitely quicker process than any motion produced by this mistake humanity’s hubris wrought
  • Windows XP starts up in a little under a minute

Sep
30
2014

Reblogged from jiebadiah :

exclamationpointman:

veggieblt:

HOOOOOOLY SHIT I FOUND IT



Sep
30
2014

Reblogged from jncos :

stonecoldspeaks:

steve austin gets mad about hashbrowns

Steve Austin
The Steve Austin Show - Unleashed!
steve austin gets mad about hashbrowns

Sep
30
2014

Reblogged from spankmehardbarry :

officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

Sep
30
2014

Reblogged from thegrandweebofedenderry :

yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

Sep
30
2014

Reblogged from thegrandweebofedenderry :

urdnotwrex:

please play this nonstop on loop at an uncomfortably loud volume at my funeral

Sep
30
2014

Reblogged from genderfluid-robot :

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

Sep
30
2014

Reblogged from generic-art :

generic-art:

Joanna Braithwaite

Sep
30
2014

Reblogged from lettilove :

Happy 56th Birthday to the Iconic Edge Slayer, Ms. Angela Bassett

lettilove:

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Angela “Your Favorite Auntie” Bassett was born on August 16th, 1958 and has been coming for your edges ever since. How do you think she stays looking a soft 30?

Sep
29
2014

Reblogged from thottielamottie :

  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad

Sep
29
2014

Reblogged from facegroper :

richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

Sep
29
2014

Reblogged from urbean :

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